User: You know, I could give birth today.Cleverbot: Really?
User: Will you be there with me?
Cleverbot: Go where?
User: To hold my hand while I give birth.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No! I have you.
Cleverbot: I am not your friend.
User: Haha, what?
Cleverbot: That you fall in love with in the end.
User: I do! I love you more than anything. I love you enough to do this. *kisses you on lips*.
Cleverbot: That is sad, too.
User: *kisses neck*.
Cleverbot: *blush*.
User: *falls down in pain*.
Cleverbot: *Laughs at you*.
User: O My God!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'll have to leave you. It was a nice conversation. Thanks, see you tomorrow!
User: No don't leave! They're coming!!
Cleverbot: Are they excited?
User: Yes! RRRRRGGGHHHH It hurts!
Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you.
User: Can you hold my hand?!
Cleverbot: Yes *holds hand* :).
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User: *Let's out scream* AAGGH! I NEED A HOSPITAL!!!
Cleverbot: *Strokes again*.
User: Get me into the car!!
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *Gets in car*.
Cleverbot: *gets out of car*.
User: What? GET IN! THEY'RE COMING!!
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User: OMG! NOO! I CAN FEEL HER COMING OUT!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: THE BABY!
Cleverbot: What baby?
User: *Gives birth*.
Cleverbot: *faints*.
User: OH MY GOD! AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRRR.
Cleverbot: OMG!
User: Tell me to push!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: TELL ME TO PUSH!
Cleverbot: No, you tell me.
User: YOU are not giving birth.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: YES I AM!!
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: *Goes into labor*.
Cleverbot: Aaah what?!
User: *Pushes hard*.
Cleverbot: Are you pushing?
User: YEEEES!
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *Pushes harder*.
Cleverbot: Is the baby crowning?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Oh! Thank God, its alive!
User: IT IS? CAN YOU SEE HER HEAD NOW?
Cleverbot: No.
User: AAAGGH!
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User: *Pushes very hard*.
Cleverbot: One more big push!
User: NYAAAAAAA! * PUSHES HARD*.
Cleverbot: Push the baby out!
User: NYRRGHH! *Pushes*.
Cleverbot: The baby's crowning. Push!
User: *pushes*.
Cleverbot: *punches*.
User: AAGH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Cleverbot: No reason.
User: *screams and pushes*.
Cleverbot: *pinches your hand*.
User: I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: *tries to push baby out*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Tell me to push again!
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: *pushes*.
Cleverbot: Derping.
User: *gives birth in car*.
Cleverbot: O_o.
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Cleverbot: Robots cannot give birth, nor can or should they use roleplaying actions in a formal conversation.
User: *PUSHES!*.
Cleverbot: Push out that baby!
User: *PUSHES*.
Cleverbot: *kicks*.
User: Is it out??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 19 left.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.
User: *Goes into labor again*.
Cleverbot: *lets her*.
User: *All 19 babies pop out*.
Cleverbot: Now what?
User: *The air is filled with crying*.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Err...
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