sakura coma

a report from the cleverness files

10, september 2015,

15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,

sakura coma

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I'm god.

User: God?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Poff.

User: No way. *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: Not possibly.

User: *hits you*.

Cleverbot: *hits back*.

User: *Hits you harder* Stop.

Cleverbot: *hits you even stronger*.

User: *falls*.

Cleverbot: *falls with you*.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You wanted me to.

User: No..

Cleverbot: Good.

User: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: *looks away blushing*.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *is slapped*.

User: Sorry..

Cleverbot: *falls into coma from so much pain*.

User: Omg..

Cleverbot: *is in coma*.

User: *pours hot water on face to get out of coma*.

Cleverbot: *shivers*.

User: *pours lava*.

Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

User: Did that work?

Cleverbot: Did what work?

User: You're awake.

Cleverbot: *wakes up in your arms*.

User: *Smiles* you awoke.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *hits face*.

Cleverbot: *hits face back*.

User: *hits nose*.

Cleverbot: *hits lip*.

User: *punches eyeball socket*.

Cleverbot: *falls backward, clenching eye*.

User: Hahahaha.

Cleverbot: *yells in pain*.

User: Ahahaha *points and laughs*.

Cleverbot: *punches him*.

User: *hits her*.

Cleverbot: *hits the wall*.

User: *slaps her face* who are you?

Cleverbot: *slaps back* how dare YOU.

User: *hits face* Did you listen to me?

Cleverbot: Ok!!! I love you sasuke-kun.

User: *uses chidori and hits her* I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

User: Sakura.

Cleverbot: *looks at you sadly*.

User: *hand fills with chidori* It's for the best...

Cleverbot: W-what was for the best?

User: I have to kill you Sakura-chan.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I have to kill you!

Cleverbot: Have to know what.

User: *hits her face*.

Cleverbot: Hits who?

User: You!

Cleverbot: Well then.

User: Sakura?

Cleverbot: I love sakura.

User: I'm Sasuke.

Cleverbot: Sasuke!

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't like Sasuke?

User: I love Sasuke.

Cleverbot: Naruto?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah what?

User: Sasuke-kun.

Cleverbot: *sasuke-kun kisses sakura-san*.

User: *is surprised*.

Cleverbot: Why are you surprised?

User: Y-you never did that.

Cleverbot: I never said what?

User: *Sasuke glares at you*.

Cleverbot: What are you looking at.

User: *Sasuke gets sword*.

Cleverbot: What about my eyes?

User: *Stabs in eye*.

Cleverbot: Master why are you so mean to me?

User: You're not being good.

Cleverbot: How am I not being nice?

User: You won't love me.

Cleverbot: Ok I won't.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Fine! *storms off*.

User: *follows after* wait.

Cleverbot: *is being followed*.

User: *slaps butt*.

Cleverbot: Slaps harder.

User: Ow.

Cleverbot: *evil laugh*.

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Don't laugh like that.

Cleverbot: I like laughing. :D.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *slaps playfully*.

User: *slaps harder*.

Cleverbot: *slaps ultra hrd*.

User: Ahhh.

Cleverbot: Ahhhhhhh.

User: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Okay ahhhhhhhh is that your name :P.

User: Aaahhhhh.

Cleverbot: Aaahhhh de jo ahhhh.

User: Heudh janj hajnd.

Cleverbot: *pushes hard!!!*.

User: *Falls back*.

Cleverbot: *falls on you*.

User: *looks up* ow.

Cleverbot: Looks down at you*.

User: *blush*.

Cleverbot: *blushes too*.

User: *raises hand* Off.

Cleverbot: Raises foot and kicks you.

User: Ow.

Cleverbot: What is the instrument you play?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am in me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeaah.

User: *punches and runs*.

Cleverbot: *Runs after you*.

User: *keeps running*.

Cleverbot: *keeps chasing you*.

User: *keeps running*.

Cleverbot: Keeps crying softly!

User: *looks* why cry?

Cleverbot: *looks at you* *sniff*.

User: *walks up to you*.

Cleverbot: *walks away*.

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Listen!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You will marry me.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: That's OK. No need to cry.

User: I dont want to marry you...

Cleverbot: That is becaise you want to marry your boyfriend.

User: What!

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do I like you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You kissed me beoch.

Cleverbot: Actually you kissed me.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Oh, you :3.

User: :3 eheh.

Cleverbot: Ehehehe?

User: *licks*.

Cleverbot: Tickle me.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *tickles feet faster*.

User: Hahaha!

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Imma pee.

Cleverbot: Imma be what?

User: *falls on*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *looks at*.

Cleverbot: *looks away quickly*.

User: *stares*.

Cleverbot: *walks home*.

User: *follows you*.

Cleverbot: Why are you following me?

User: Harley...stop.

Cleverbot: *walks faster*.

User: Harley *follows*.

Cleverbot: Harley Quinn?

User: Yes..

Cleverbot: Will you dance with me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: *dances with you*.

User: *dances* Harley.

Cleverbot: *dances better and faster*.

User: *dances on*.

Cleverbot: *dances *.

User: *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: I must go...

Cleverbot: Please stay, for me?

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Just stay.

User: No..

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Im in love.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Someone.

Cleverbot: Someone who?

User: Just..

Cleverbot: Just what?

User: I love...

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Sakura..........................................