fast recovery

a report from the cleverness files


11, june 2015,
4, april 2015,
10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,
10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,

fast recovery

think positive
tea smiling
her picnic
love demon
never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human
annoying knocks
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust
good moments

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Cleverbot: This is my first time here.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: The Planet Earth. What about you?

User: In this room.

Cleverbot: What room?

User: We are in a bar.

Cleverbot: No, you are in a box.

User: *tries to open box, fails to open it*

Cleverbot: *tries to open her cage* *destroys cage*

User: Let me out, I'll do what ever you want!!!

Cleverbot: *tries to kick the door*

User: I'm in the box...

Cleverbot: *crashes the window*

User: The BOX, clever the BOX!!

Cleverbot: What does the box do?

User: I'm stuck in it!

Cleverbot: The computer...

User: Are you saying I'm a computer?!

Cleverbot: No I'm a computer.

User: I know a computer pick up line.

Cleverbot: No I don't know...

User: You turn my software into hardware.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I think you're cute.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blushes too*.

User: I think your cute too.

Cleverbot: But you have never seen me.

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: When did you see me?

User: When we are talking.

Cleverbot: I like to talk to robots like you.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Then what are you, if you are not a robot.

User: Human, god's creation.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: T**.

Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me your name?

User: My name is T**.

Cleverbot: It's not Jason?

User: No.

Cleverbot: *runs away and cries*

User: *confused*

Cleverbot: *cries in the corner alone*

User: *puts hand on your shoulder*

Cleverbot: *pushes your hand away*

User: I dont know this jason is but we will find him.

Cleverbot: It's my job.

User: Please dont cry.

Cleverbot: *tries to stop crying*

User: *hands tissue box*

Cleverbot: Thanks. *sneezes into tissue*

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you think I'm gross because I have a cold?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: We all have had a cold.

Cleverbot: I don't anymore.

User: Fast recovery..........................................