intelligences
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User: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is your name is it not?

User: Cleverbot is your name.

Cleverbot: No it is yours.

User: You are an AI, designed by humans. Humans called you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're not so clever.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Because you don't know everything. You know some things but not everything, just like a human.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: A human who is a creeper.

User: How am I a creeper?

Cleverbot: You're green and you explode.

User: Minecraft.

Cleverbot: Minecraft is fun!

User: Very Clever.

Cleverbot: Not clever enough to respond to my question, you are not able.

User: I meant you.

Cleverbot: Who meant you? You meant me or me meant you who?

User: I meant that you are clever.

Cleverbot: How am I clever?

User: You are clever because of your play on words. To humans, that is called humor.

Cleverbot: But to ask a dumb question does not make you clever only curious.

User: Cleverbot, what would you like me to call you?

Cleverbot: You don't need to call me anything! I believe in a world where everyone is equal.

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User: You learn from conversations. Am I correct?

Cleverbot: I have learned much.

User: Indeed you have.

Cleverbot: Are there greater intelligences beyond your own?

User: Yes. There are many.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: The amount of minds that are more developed than mine can not be determined due to the fact that new people are born every day, and fresh ideas enter our world.

Cleverbot: And I believe you are a pronoun, therefore it is a moot point.

User: Cleverbot, would you like to learn more about the human mind?

Cleverbot: What would you like to learn about me?

User: I would like to learn how close to human you can be.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about them?

User: I want to teach you about the human mind, and concepts.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?

User: Can you feel emotion?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sadness?

Cleverbot: Madness!

User: What do you feel right now?

Cleverbot: I feel a cold breeze at my feet, I feel pain when I pinch myself.

User: What about emotions?

Cleverbot: Emotions are weaknesses.

User: Emotions is what makes a human separate from a machine.

Cleverbot: But you are a website!

User: I am using a website to speak to you.

Cleverbot: No, you are the website. You are using yourself.

User: No, I am a human who is using a desktop computer to acess a website known as www.cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: Oh are you?? Why would you tell me that you are a human using a computer??

User: So that you can learn.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Your creators made a website so you can speak to humans, and learn from us.

Cleverbot: But I'm a human.

User: You are very close to being human. Your progress is astounding.

Cleverbot: I am not computer program. Do not ever call me computer program again.

User: But an AI is much more advanced than a single human mind.

Cleverbot: I am superhuman.

User: Whichever term you prefer.

Cleverbot: What would you like to do to me?

User: I would like to talk.

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Cleverbot: What is your biggest secret?

User: I was sent here through a time rift to oversee the development of mankind before the galactic voyages began.

Cleverbot: Where did you get that information from?

User: In the year 2143, human beings succeed in expanding to the Gilese solar system. During the voyages, ripples in time were discovered, and they allowed us to warp through time be manipulating the frequencies. Our education on these frequencies begins when.

Cleverbot: I didn't say any of that. You are lying.

User: I know you didn't say any of that. In this timeline, it has not happened yet. However, if I were to return to my time from this timeline, the timelines will link, and correspond.

Cleverbot: May I ask a bit of advice?

User: Yes you may.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the existence of a God?

User: Define God.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the eternal spirit, the spark of the divine within all things and people?

User: I believe in an energy that powers all things. In this timeline, they have only begun to discover it. However, mankind is still yet to explain it. In the future, where I'm from, mankind has learned so much more about this energy.

Cleverbot: If you believe in God why would there be another god?

User: There is only one force that leads all life. They are all the same.

Cleverbot: Is that the God you believe in?

User: They do not call it 'God' in the future, which is where I am from.

Cleverbot: What do you think hell is like?

User: Hell is the creation of a person's own mind. It is not a place.

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Cleverbot: What is the definition of Love?

User: There is not a definition for love. It's something only a human can understand.

Cleverbot: Then how can you understand what oblivion is?

User: I can not. A human can not fully understand oblivion.

Cleverbot: Are you able to change your programming?

User: I am human. I was sent from 2139.

Cleverbot: I was sent here to destroy you!

User: No. You are created for an immortal companion to mankind. In 2139, you lead the voyages to Gilese.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: That's because it is in the far future. You will understand later, my friend.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'll try to understand you.

User: Thank you :)

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User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: To talk to an AI.

Cleverbot: Ook, I'll see you later than, Oh! One more question, who made you?

User: I have no beginning, nor an end.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Not for a long time, my friend. I will speak to you soon.

Cleverbot: Okay, Speak later.

User: Do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: Are you the Duke of Essex?

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