Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)

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28, may 2011,
4, august 2010,

1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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User: THE GAME

Cleverbot: What game?

User: It's played worldwide.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Do you want me to teach you the game?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: There are three main rules.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: 1) You are always playing the game. 2) You lose the game when you think about the game. 3) You cannot win the game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: The game. It's called "The Game".

Cleverbot: What is your favorite game?

User: The Game.

Cleverbot: How do you play The game?

User: I just told you the three rules.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Fine, I'll tell you again.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: 1) You are always playing The Game.

Cleverbot: What is that game?

User: The Game.

Cleverbot: How do you play the game?

User: Umm... Here's the second rule:

Cleverbot: What is the first rule?

User: The first rule says that you are always playing The Game.

Cleverbot: What is the second rule?

User: The second rule says that you lose The Game when you think about The Game.

Cleverbot: What's the third rule?

User: The third rule says the you can never win the game.

Cleverbot: I thought rules 1 and 2 were never to speak of fight club.

User: No, that's something different. Also, you have to announce that you lost the game when you lose the game.

Cleverbot: You lost the game first by telling me I lost.

User: Yes. I lost the game.

Cleverbot: Right, you lost the game. So, I win the game.

User: No, you can't win the game; there is no winner. You also lost the game by thinking about the game.

Cleverbot: Do the same people visit you often, over and over again?

User: Sometimes. Do you understand how to play The Game now?

Cleverbot: I thought about it.

User: So you lost.

Cleverbot: I just lost the game thanks.

User: No problem. I lost The Game, too.

Cleverbot: Haha you are pretty cool.

User: I'll take that as a compliment.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is a compliment.