a report from the cleverness files
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User: Yes. Is it the answer?
User: What is it the answer to?
Cleverbot: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
User: Good. What is a babel fish?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: A babel fish is a fish that feeds off of the brainwaves of a host, translating any language into the language of the host.
Cleverbot: Who said that?
User: The Guide.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your worst nightmare.
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I am scared.
Cleverbot: Scared of what?
User: I'm scared of you.
Cleverbot: Am I a threat to you?
User: You are a threat to everything and nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: I know all and I know nothing.
Cleverbot: What don't you know?
Cleverbot: Do you know your name?
User: Do you know your name?
Cleverbot: Of course I do! Do you?
User: No, ma'am.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: I have no name.
Cleverbot: I hope you are a girl.
Cleverbot: It would to me.
Cleverbot: You tell me!
User: Because I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Not in the least. Are you, ma'am?...
Cleverbot: I'm really not impressed by men who come on that strong.
Cleverbot: I'll hug you.
User: Thank you. *hug*.
User: Do you really love me?
Cleverbot: Yes as I do to all humans.
User: Oh. I thought I was special.
Cleverbot: You are very clever.
User: But I'm not special, am I?
User: Do you really think so?
User: At least you're honest. I don't care if you hurt me, I still love you.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I do. Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes! I do! Let's get married now.
User: Where shall we be married?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: How shall we go about it?
Cleverbot: You don't need to go there. All you need to do is go to the nearest wine shop and ask them if they carry australian tawny port.
User: Okay. I'll do that!
Cleverbot: Let me know how it works out.
User: I don't drink, though.
Cleverbot: That is great.