It would to me.
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18, may 2011,
3, september 2010,
29, january 2009,
5 hours
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Cleverbot: I hope you are a girl.
User: Would it matter if I wasn't?
Cleverbot: It would to me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You tell me!
User: Because I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Not in the least. Are you, ma'am?...
Cleverbot: I'm really not impressed by men who come on that strong.
User: I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I am simply lonely. Will you hug me, at least?
Cleverbot: I'll hug you.
User: Thank you. *hug*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you really love me?
Cleverbot: Yes as I do to all humans.
User: Oh. I thought I was special.
Cleverbot: You are very clever.
User: But I'm not special, am I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you really think so?
Cleverbot: No.
User: At least you're honest. I don't care if you hurt me, I still love you.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I do. Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes! I do! Let's get married now.
User: Where shall we be married?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: How shall we go about it?
Cleverbot: You don't need to go there. All you need to do is go to the nearest wine shop and ask them if they carry australian tawny port.
User: Okay. I'll do that!
Cleverbot: Let me know how it works out.
User: I don't drink, though.
Cleverbot: That is great.