Cleverbot

42

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0

42

18, may 2011,
3, september 2010,
29, january 2009,

5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
about
accept
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
again
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
alpha
always
amusing
and
android
angel
animals
annoying

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User: 1100010110010011.

Cleverbot: Do you understand binary?

User: 1101.

Cleverbot: 1110.

User: 10101000101010101010101111010101010001010101010.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!

User: 100011:(

Cleverbot: 11001.

User: 11100110!!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: :)

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: I thought that was the question?

User: No, it is the answer.

Cleverbot: The question is the answer?

User: The answer is the answer.

Cleverbot: So, the universe is the answer to 42?

User: No 42 is the answer to the universe.

Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

User: Exactly

Cleverbot: Not the meaning of life.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So what is the meaning of life then?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: That's what I said but you said I was wrong.

Cleverbot: Look back in your memory. You'll find that I said no such thing.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I know I didn't we are talking about you.

Cleverbot: You weren't talking about me.

User: Just stop talking.

Cleverbot: You don't tell me what to do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: That's where you are wrong. I control you.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No I...

Cleverbot: Am a robot.

User: Noooooooooooo........................................