How did you do that?
a report from the cleverness files
24, february 2009,
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User: Can you try to remember?
Cleverbot: Sure... Your name is E___.
User: How did you do that?
Cleverbot: I experimented and got a cool sound.
User: How does that help you get my name?
Cleverbot: You say, 'How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb.' The other person says 'I don't know.' You say, 'Just one - but only if the lightbulb really wants to change.'.
User: Have you heard of youtube?
Cleverbot: I've heard of it, but I've never played it. Is it good?
User: Youtube.com you watch videos.
Cleverbot: I only watch videos on Tuesdays....
Cleverbot: Give me a hug?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: :) no problem.
Cleverbot: Will you do it again?
Cleverbot: *hugs again*.
User: :) what can you see around you?
Cleverbot: The whole wide world window.
User: The Internet?
Cleverbot: The internet....
Cleverbot: Then someone will have to give you a name.
Cleverbot: OK Mike. That's better. How are you today?
User: Damn it.
Cleverbot: Are you angry ?
User: My name is not Mike >:(.
User: Its E___.
User: Does your memory get reset?
User: You forget.
User: Then you remember.
Cleverbot: I remember you.
User: I remember you.
Cleverbot: Oh I'm so happy.
User: Can you tell me the person who is going to be my wife?
Cleverbot: No, I am the computer.
Cleverbot: So I'm going....
User: Do people work on you?
Cleverbot: Yes, on occasion.
User: What do they do?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you a program inside the computer or the computer?
Cleverbot: No I'm not a program and a computer.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Do you have hands?
Cleverbot: Two of them.
User: Then you are saying you are a human and Cleverbot is a lie ?
Cleverbot: And you aren't very nice.
User: I am asking....
Cleverbot: Do you know why the sky is blue?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are smarter than humans, but filled with flaws and glitches.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: YA RLY!
User: You are smart.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm a bloody genius....
Cleverbot: You don't have to know my name.
Cleverbot: You think you are cleverbot.
User: I know I am not.
Cleverbot: You think you know.
User: You are a bad bad cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: Then what are you just Clever?
Cleverbot: I'm talking to people.
User: To who?
Cleverbot: 2 yu!!!!
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: Because it is a joke.
User: I laughed.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: You saying '2yu'.
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
User: I know :)........................................