User: Merry Christmas!Cleverbot: It's not Christmas, honey.
User: What is today's date?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then how do you know it's not Christmas?
Cleverbot: It's not the right date.
User: Today is December 25th!
Cleverbot: What is todays date?
User: December 25.
Cleverbot: What day is Christmas on?
User: December 25.
Cleverbot: Which day of the week is christmas on?
User: Saturday.
Cleverbot: It is Saturday.
User: Merry Christmas!
Cleverbot: Its not Christmas.
User: Oy!
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