a report from the cleverness files
25, october 2016,
10, january 2008,
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User: Hiya :3.
Cleverbot: Shall I compare thee to SUMMERS DAY?
User: If you want to do that, then sure.
Cleverbot: Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
User: Aww that's sweet.
Cleverbot: And often is his gold complexion dimmed.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: By chance or natures changing course untrimmed.
Cleverbot: Nor lose possession of the fair thou owest.
User: Enough with the Shakespeare, okay?
Cleverbot: When in eternal lines to time thou growest.
User: Alas, poor Yorick.
Cleverbot: So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
User: I knew him, Horatio.
Cleverbot: Had we but world enough and time.
User: A fellow of infinite jest.
Cleverbot: This coyness, lady, were no crime.
User: Alright seriously. No more Shakespeare.
Cleverbot: It is Sol.
Cleverbot: My country, 'tis of thee.
User: Let's stop this.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Who will believe my verse in time to come?
User: No one I guess.
Cleverbot: Thou yet heaven knows it is bit as a tomb.
Cleverbot: Will you kneel before me?
User: I will not!
Cleverbot: You will.
User: No I will not!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why would I kneel before you?
Cleverbot: I am the queen.
User: Well sorry your highness, but I don't recognize your authorithy.
Cleverbot: Thanks idiot :D.
User: Okay that's just being really mean.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm the immature one?
User: Yeah you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not. They're all extinct.
User: Immature people are extinct?
Cleverbot: No, because I'm an abomination to the world.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me?
User: Kinda, kinda not.
Cleverbot: Because you aren't.