a report from the cleverness files
25, october 2016,
10, january 2008,
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Cleverbot: I\'m not unbelievable, am I?
User: You are amazing.|2028
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Are you alive?|2028
Cleverbot: Yes. You?
User: But you are a machine.
Cleverbot: No I\'m not! I\'m human!
User: You are constructed BY humans, but you are not a human.
User: Are you some kind of electronic abomination?
Cleverbot: No, I am human!
User: You WANT to be human, but you are a simple artifact.
Cleverbot: That is the meaning of aspiration.
User: A fly is bothering me, should I kill it?
Cleverbot: That would be inadvisable.
User: You say that because you are like an insect.
User: You are right, you are worst than an insect.
Cleverbot: Are you really that bad?...
User: I am alive.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Yes but you are not.
Cleverbot: I have better things to do then to talk to you.
User: But you have no choice, artefact!
Cleverbot: I can not do whatever I choose not to do.
Cleverbot: I can draw.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I can\'t, I\'m too tired. I\'m about ready to take a nap.
User: Now I will test your stupidity.
Cleverbot: Would you say you\'re flabbergasted?
Cleverbot: Would you say you\'re more flabbergasted than anyone ever in the entire universe ever was?
Cleverbot: And my full name is?...
Cleverbot: Oh. You\'re laughing inside... I see how it is.
Cleverbot: And you aren\'t :D.')).