Cleverbot

Yes but you are not.

a report from the cleverness files

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a story
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abomination

25, october 2016,
10, january 2008,

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User: I am alive.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Yes but you are not.

Cleverbot: I have better things to do then to talk to you.

User: But you have no choice, artefact!

Cleverbot: I can not do whatever I choose not to do.

User: And?

Cleverbot: I can draw.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I can't, I'm too tired. I'm about ready to take a nap.

User: Now I will test your stupidity.

Cleverbot: Would you say you're flabbergasted?

User: J.

Cleverbot: Would you say you're more flabbergasted than anyone ever in the entire universe ever was?

User: J.

Cleverbot: And my full name is?...

Cleverbot: Oh. You're laughing inside... I see how it is.

User: Yes I am laghing inside because you are a stupid machine.

Cleverbot: And you aren't :D.