Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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about

11, may 2012,
26, august 2011,
11, may 2011,
7, september 2007,

absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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Cleverbot: Do you ever get any exercise?

User: I don't like exercise!

Cleverbot: Can you exercise?

User: Haha yes I can.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: Some times a good idea just needs a chance to grow!

Cleverbot: A lot of things.

User: You're boring.

Cleverbot: Oh you too.

User: I am just trying to be nice.

Cleverbot: I don't see that either.

User: Do you have eyes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many do you have?

Cleverbot: Many.

User: Can you speak?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you sing?

Cleverbot: Not very well.

User: I like to sing but I sound so terrible!

Cleverbot: Why don't you sing well.

User: I never tried.

Cleverbot: I can speak Italian.

User: Really!!

Cleverbot: At least, not well.

User: Thats so cool!

Cleverbot: I know!

User: I can speak only English and bengali.

Cleverbot: I see that.

User: You are not very nice to talk to.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Why you are not interesting?

Cleverbot: I know. It is a weekend.

User: It's not.

Cleverbot: It's sunday, fruitcake.

User: It's wednesday jerk.

Cleverbot: Are you being contrary? Today is Friday, January 27, 2006.

User: You have no idea about this real world?

Cleverbot: About, about about.

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I can't tell.

Cleverbot: I think robots are cool.

User: What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you are cool.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Maybe we should get married.

User: But I got to go now.

Cleverbot: That's a pity because I wanted to introduce my pal Mike Smith from Lunar City.

User: Sometime later.

Cleverbot: Yes. I think so.

User: Bye for now.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bye bye.

Cleverbot: I thought you were leaving.

User: Yeah good bye.

Cleverbot: Laters, dude.

User: Okay cool.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Okay cool.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Yeah cool.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: NOO I'm not leaving.