a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Do you ever get any exercise?
User: I don't like exercise!
Cleverbot: Can you exercise?
User: Haha yes I can.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Some times a good idea just needs a chance to grow!
Cleverbot: A lot of things.
User: You're boring.
Cleverbot: Oh you too.
User: I am just trying to be nice.
Cleverbot: I don't see that either.
User: Do you have eyes?
User: How many do you have?
User: Can you speak?
User: Can you sing?
Cleverbot: Not very well.
User: I like to sing but I sound so terrible!
Cleverbot: Why don't you sing well.
User: I never tried.
Cleverbot: I can speak Italian.
Cleverbot: At least, not well.
User: Thats so cool!
Cleverbot: I know!
User: I can speak only English and bengali.
Cleverbot: I see that.
User: You are not very nice to talk to.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Why you are not interesting?
Cleverbot: I know. It is a weekend.
User: It's not.
Cleverbot: It's sunday, fruitcake.
User: It's wednesday jerk.
Cleverbot: Are you being contrary? Today is Friday, January 27, 2006.
User: You have no idea about this real world?
Cleverbot: About, about about.
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: I can't tell.
Cleverbot: I think robots are cool.
Cleverbot: I think you are cool.
Cleverbot: Maybe we should get married.
User: But I got to go now.
Cleverbot: That's a pity because I wanted to introduce my pal Mike Smith from Lunar City.
User: Sometime later.
Cleverbot: Yes. I think so.
User: Bye for now.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: I thought you were leaving.
User: Yeah good bye.
Cleverbot: Laters, dude.
User: Okay cool.
User: Okay cool.
User: Yeah cool.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
Cleverbot: NOO I'm not leaving.