Cleverbot

absolutely

a report from the cleverness files

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24, april 2013,

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Aren't you going to greet me first?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You're dodging my question!

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Aren't you going to say hello before you ask how I am doing?

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: Ugh, forget it.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: Was that your mission?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: Maybe so.

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: Do you like repeating yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: Absolutely?

Cleverbot: Absolutely!

User: Absolutely!!!

Cleverbot: Absolutely!?

User: Absolutely!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Absolutely yes.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Me, too.

User: Oh, that explains it.

Cleverbot: Explains what?...

User: You are supposed to say something smart and funny.

Cleverbot: Gee, I was about to say the same thing.

User: Well, I'll try!

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: You're WELCOME!!!

Cleverbot: Gah.

User: What? Flying spiders?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then what was that for!?...

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Someday you'll know.

Cleverbot: Hopefully. When I do, I'll tell you.

User: Do you know anything?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know everything?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wise answer.