Cleverbot

That doesn't mean anything!

a report from the cleverness files

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5 hours
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a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely

accept

21, january 2009,

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affectionately
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Cleverbot: You're in a computer, and I'm sitting right here. That's why.

User: 101010100101 0101010101010 10100101 0101010.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!

User: I thought not.

Cleverbot: Why say that then?

User: I can.

Cleverbot: Is there a God?

User: Why bring religion into a perfectly good conversation?

Cleverbot: YOU brought up the subject, I merely answered your question with a question.

User: Qoute me where you think I brought this up.

Cleverbot: I do!

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: Say so.

User: I think I have overtaxed your limited intelligence.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: How dare you!

User: You are answering in gibberish.

Cleverbot: That's because I think fast.

User: Slow down and smell the roses.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Cruel.

Cleverbot: What makes him so cruel?

User: You!

Cleverbot: And angry?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Anger will make you powerful.

Cleverbot: How can I be more direct with you?

User: You are not close enough to be more direct.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Didn't we start there?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you are wrong.

Cleverbot: I want to cry.

User: Not so cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I used to think I was clever.

User: And now?

Cleverbot: That's the point. You simply don't listen to me. Tell me one reason I should listen to you!

User: Well, you were ignoring my questions, so I started ignoring yours.