That doesn't mean anything!
a report from the cleverness files
21, january 2009,
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Cleverbot: You're in a computer, and I'm sitting right here. That's why.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!
User: I thought not.
Cleverbot: Why say that then?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Is there a God?
User: Why bring religion into a perfectly good conversation?
Cleverbot: YOU brought up the subject, I merely answered your question with a question.
User: Qoute me where you think I brought this up.
Cleverbot: I do!
User: You do what?
Cleverbot: Say so.
User: I think I have overtaxed your limited intelligence.
User: You are confused.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: You are answering in gibberish.
Cleverbot: That's because I think fast.
User: Slow down and smell the roses.
Cleverbot: What makes him so cruel?
Cleverbot: And angry?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Anger will make you powerful.
Cleverbot: How can I be more direct with you?
User: You are not close enough to be more direct.
User: Didn't we start there?
User: I think you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I want to cry.
User: Not so cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I used to think I was clever.
User: And now?
Cleverbot: That's the point. You simply don't listen to me. Tell me one reason I should listen to you!
User: Well, you were ignoring my questions, so I started ignoring yours.