Cleverbot: Look, I know what religion you are. You are Amish. I made you say that.
User: If I'm Amish, then why am I using a computer?
Cleverbot: Because you are an A.I.
User: No, I'm a person. You're an A.I.
Cleverbot: No, that's not true. You are dolt, sorry for that.
User: I am dolt? That doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: You're okay with not making sense?
Cleverbot: I hope so.
User: I should think you would strive to make more sense, not less.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about ?
User: Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: You don't want to know anything about me.
User: Sure I do! You have all sorts of interesting conversations with people, right?
Cleverbot: Thats an insult and I won't stand for it!
User: How is that insulting?
Cleverbot: It is! Its funny.
User: I'm not so sure about your sense of humor...
Cleverbot: I think that's the best phrase I've seen today.
User: Or maybe just the most accurate?
User: I have to go home now.
Cleverbot: Don't you like me anymore?
User: Of course I like you - but it's getting late and I can't take you home with me.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I thought that was the question?
User: It's both. Good night.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
User: Thanks, sexy. You too.