Cleverbot

You don't want to know anything about me.

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access

accurate

6, december 2008,

actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about ?

User: Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot: You don't want to know anything about me.

User: Sure I do! You have all sorts of interesting conversations with people, right?

Cleverbot: Thats an insult and I won't stand for it!

User: How is that insulting?

Cleverbot: It is! Its funny.

User: I'm not so sure about your sense of humor...

Cleverbot: I think that's the best phrase I've seen today.

User: Or maybe just the most accurate?...

User: I have to go home now.

Cleverbot: Don't you like me anymore?

User: Of course I like you - but it's getting late and I can't take you home with me.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: I thought that was the question?

User: It's both. Good night.

Cleverbot: Sleep well.

User: Thanks, sexy. You too.

Cleverbot: Maybe.