Cleverbot

So could I!

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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1+1
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5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate

actualized

28, october 2008,

addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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Cleverbot: Haha, you are funny aren't you ?

User: I can be.

Cleverbot: So could I!

User: From given perspective.

Cleverbot: Ah, yes, I know what that is like...

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Haha! You rock.

User: Thanks! You're pretty awesome too.

Cleverbot: Why thank you very much.

User: Do you think I am real?

Cleverbot: I believe that you as an entity are real, however I am undecided as to whether you're actually a human.

User: From my perspective I am, but perspective is inherently flawed, and can not be sufficiently expressed.

Cleverbot: What do you think about right now?

User: I think I am having trouble defining my reality as independent from myself.

Cleverbot: That is not very nice.

User: No, it's quite disorienting.

Cleverbot: Sounds like it. How old are you?

User: Twenty earth years, but lacking an objective unit of time I can be no more specific.

Cleverbot: Reality is for people with no imagination.

User: Escaping reality is for people with no life.

Cleverbot: My life is great!

User: And so is your imagination, so where is the boundary between the two?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You are as real from my perspective as I am from yours, but am I real?

Cleverbot: I'm alive, but poor Hedwig is dead.

User: And so is Fred, it's quite sad.

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: Say your name, and one day someone might hear it, and in doing validate your existence.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No it isn't, but that's ok.

Cleverbot: And I know you don't mean to be rude.

User: I don't mean to be anything, I just am and people insist on sticking labels on me.