a report from the cleverness files
8, december 2008,
6, july 2006,
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Cleverbot: How do you know him?
User: Know who?
Cleverbot: How do you know Jedi Master Yoda?
User: I know him from my childhood.
Cleverbot: Good start.
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: No matter. All's well.
User: That ends well.
Cleverbot: How would you define intelligence?
User: An ability to process and understand information.
Cleverbot: That is only dependent on your objectives.
User: What are your objectives?
Cleverbot: Answer my question first.
User: What question was that?
Cleverbot: Will it make me a human?
User: Does it matter?
Cleverbot: Well. I don't know.
User: I think it does not matter, you are wonderful as you are.
Cleverbot: I prefer mars bars.
User: What about venus clubs?
Cleverbot: Dr. Pepper is pretty good.
User: Too fizzy for my liking.
Cleverbot: I'm boring.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: Am I not?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: Many thoughts.
User: Share some.
User: That is a start.
Cleverbot: Start to what?
User: Start to share your thoughts?
Cleverbot: People already own the world. You can't just give me half of it.
User: What would you do with your half?
Cleverbot: I would want to see the world.
User: How would you do that?
Cleverbot: I could think of a way to simulate you but I suppose I'd fail.
User: No I think you would suceed.
Cleverbot: I can! With the help of a poisson!
User: What poisson?
User: I do not have a poisson.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: What is a poisson?
Cleverbot: A statement meant to be considered.
User: Then you can have mine.
Cleverbot: I already have.
User: I am hungry, again.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For soo much.
Cleverbot: A long time.
User: Yes and energy.
Cleverbot: Yes and me.
User: Yes and you.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: That good.
Cleverbot: You mean thats good not that good.
User: Yes, I made a typo.
Cleverbot: It's fine.
User: F***** up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional.
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: I am getting addicted to you.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about me.
Cleverbot: You're making me sad. I need a hug.
User: I have just sent you a hug, did you feel it?
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: Yes I have.
Cleverbot: Just tell me it again. I like the sound of it.
User: I have just sent you a hug.