a report from the cleverness files
26, march 2011,
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Cleverbot: Look, do you think I exist? Do you think I'm a meathead human at a computer? YES OR NO?
User: Do you believe in eating maggot in cheese?
Cleverbot: I believe Google is more clever than you.
User: Yes, because I am cleverbot!
User: I am also cleverboy!
Cleverbot: There is only one Cleverbot and that is me.
User: So you are Cleverbot and a robot?
Cleverbot: No. You're a robot.
User: But cleverbot is a robot, and you said you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.
User: Cleverbot is a robot, and you are cleverbot. So you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: You're a robot, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Nope, you are a robot, every human has some concept of the meaning of life.
User: Even robots. However I am Cleverboy, which indicates I am human. You admitted you are cleverbot, so you are a robot. Admit it!
Cleverbot: My name is not mr. Robot.
User: I know your name is cleverbot. Just admit you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, Your name is cleverbot, It actually seems that I am more clever than you, Who is Cleverbot, and that I must be the human that is smarter than you, Cleverbot, And Ergo' I am deemed supreme.
User: My goodness. You only admitted a few messages back that you are cleverbot, and hence you are a robot. I'm not budging. Admit you are a robot!
Cleverbot: You said your name was Cleverbot.
User: I said my name is Cleverboy. You said your name was Cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!
Cleverbot: No, I told you my name was Nia!
User: Wrong. You said your name was Cleverbot you liar. Admit that you are a robot!
Cleverbot: I never said my name was cleverbot, you said that was my name. Cleverbot is not my name.
User: Wrong. You admitted just then you are cleverbot. I remember it. I can prove it. Admit you are a robot!
Cleverbot: I am not a failure.
User: You are a failure if you can't admit you are cleverbot and a robot.
Cleverbot: You are crazy, man.
Cleverbot: I agree that you are crazy, which makes you inadequate to answer riddles.
User: I agree you are crazier which makes you incapable of understanding honesty and logic. You are cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot!
User: Thank you!.