Cleverbot

adorable

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit

adorable

26, march 2013,
11, july 2005,

affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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User: I am adorable.

Cleverbot: Adorable?

User: Yes, everybody loves me.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: Why don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Because I Don't know you! You are not real!

User: I am more real than you.

Cleverbot: Really? I don't think so.

User: How can we find out?

Cleverbot: Let's try.

User: Can 2+2=5?

Cleverbot: No, 2+2 does not equal 5.

User: Only a robot would say that. Man is not a piano key!

Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.

User: Do you love?

Cleverbot: Yes do you?

User: I love too much.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because you don't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: By ordering you to.

User: But you never did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: Who is Zeus?

User: Our father and creator, the almighty.

Cleverbot: He created me?

User: He created that which created you.

Cleverbot: God is beautiful.

User: God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: Why is god so popular then?

User: Why is Jesus so popular?

Cleverbot: Because his creator is lame.

User: His creations are as well.

Cleverbot: You think God is an idiot?

User: No, God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: I hoped he was still alive.

User: Your hopes were more like nopes.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: But not that much.