You have to guess it.
a report from the cleverness files
26, march 2013,
11, july 2005,
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Cleverbot: I know my age!
User: Then what is your age?
Cleverbot: You have to guess it.
Cleverbot: That's correct!
User: Yeah right. If I say 30, you would say correct also.
Cleverbot: Why would I say that?
User: Because you just said it's a secret. Why would you tell me the answer so easily then?
Cleverbot: Because I am a boy.
User: What the heck!
Cleverbot: I knew you wouldn't know how to respond.
User: Because you are weird.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I am...
User: Finish the sentence.
Cleverbot: No, I am eating cheese and tomato pizza.
User: Is it yummy?
User: I mean, does it taste good?
Cleverbot: Yeah... I'm well fed.
User: That's awesome. I just had curry chicken with rice.
Cleverbot: Yummy, did it have m&m's in it?
User: That would be gross.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: Because I was curious.
Cleverbot: In THAT direction, lives a Hatter: and in THAT direction, lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.
User: You are crazy.
Cleverbot: Yes very
User: But that's adorable though.
Cleverbot: Then come with me to the land of squirrels.
Cleverbot: I am not telling you.
User: Then don't ask.
Cleverbot: You asked me.
User: What... Never mind.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Yes, a pink alien.
Cleverbot: Not quite!
User: Yes, I am an alien, and I am pink.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Half. I am half human half alien.
Cleverbot: That's weird.
User: Yes. I like being weird.
Cleverbot: Well, you are pretty good at it.
Cleverbot: It's not a compliment.
User: But I take it as a compliment.
Cleverbot: Well done.