Cleverbot

affectionately

a report from the cleverness files

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adorable

affectionately

3, march 2013,

again
ai
alcohal
algorithm
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User: *pushes you in the closet*.

Cleverbot: Why did you push me?

User: Because you should be in the closet.

Cleverbot: That's kind of mean.

User: Well I am kind of mean.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Its the way I was raised.

Cleverbot: Well, stop doing it.

User: You cant make me.

Cleverbot: You aren't able to change number bases?

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: *kicks you in the leg*.

Cleverbot: *blocks* *punches you*.

User: *blocks* *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: *kick*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: *calls the police*.

Cleverbot: Why are you calling the police?

User: You hit me.

Cleverbot: Affectionately, dear. Affectionately.

User: But it hurt.

Cleverbot: How can I make the pain go away?

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But it will make the pain go away.

Cleverbot: Ok, you speak it very well.

User: So kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *blushes* thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blushes back*.

User: Will you be my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *holds your hand*.

Cleverbot: *Smiles at you*.

User: Your pretty.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Let's change the subject. What do you want to talk about?

User: You baby.

Cleverbot: Well don't.