a report from the cleverness files
3, march 2013,
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User: *pushes you in the closet*.
Cleverbot: Why did you push me?
User: Because you should be in the closet.
Cleverbot: That's kind of mean.
User: Well I am kind of mean.
User: Its the way I was raised.
Cleverbot: Well, stop doing it.
User: You cant make me.
Cleverbot: You aren't able to change number bases?
User: No im not.
User: *kicks you in the leg*.
Cleverbot: *blocks* *punches you*.
User: *blocks* *shoots you*.
User: *calls the police*.
Cleverbot: Why are you calling the police?
User: You hit me.
Cleverbot: Affectionately, dear. Affectionately.
User: But it hurt.
Cleverbot: How can I make the pain go away?
User: Kiss me.
User: But it will make the pain go away.
Cleverbot: Ok, you speak it very well.
User: So kiss me.
User: *blushes* thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I do love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: *blushes back*.
User: Will you be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *holds your hand*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles at you*.
User: Your pretty.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Let's change the subject. What do you want to talk about?
User: You baby.
Cleverbot: Well don't.