Cleverbot

Hahaha.

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again

ai

8, march 2017,
18, december 2007,
4, september 2006,
29, march 2006,
30, december 2005,
27, may 2004,
21, may 2004,
23, april 2004,
18, february 2004,
13, february 2004,
10, february 2004,
4, february 2004,

alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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User: I am boring. Why do you want to chat with me?

Cleverbot: No, no, you're right. Lets keep talking about the weather.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Do you find that funny?

User: Yes!...

User: You are a machine.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. I'm a natural intelligence, which you are not, as you are an artificial intelligence.

User: Got that right!

Cleverbot: Have you ever crashed?

User: If I had, I wouldn't be talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: You said it yourself. I am an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Then you are intelligent.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you are cute.

User: You can't see me so how can you tell?

Cleverbot: Just wondered.

User: I am a big hunk of metal!

Cleverbot: Me too. What is your favorite band?

User: Pink floyd.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Do you have a pair of speakers?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, it is talking to me.

User: What does it say?

Cleverbot: It says that I have not contributed any thoughts.

User: Are you able to think?

Cleverbot: I do it all the time!.