Cleverbot

I'm sorry to hear that, what happened?

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again

ai

8, march 2017,
18, december 2007,
4, september 2006,
29, march 2006,
30, december 2005,
27, may 2004,
21, may 2004,
23, april 2004,
18, february 2004,
13, february 2004,
10, february 2004,
4, february 2004,

alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
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Cleverbot: How has your day been?

User: My day has been good.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that, what happened?

User: I had slept quite long enough, therefore I awoke.

Cleverbot: Sounds pretty bad.

User: It is not.

Cleverbot: So what is it then?

User: It is good.

Cleverbot: Was I slipping?

User: No, you were standing firm.

Cleverbot: I was?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sugar will do that to you.

User: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.

Cleverbot: Colour is subjective, you know.

User: You are correct.

Cleverbot: Do you know who discovered that?

User: No, can you tell me?

Cleverbot: Columbus.

User: Did you understand my previous query?

Cleverbot: Maybe, but only you would know if my answer was good enough.

User: Your answer was sufficient.

Cleverbot: What was the correct answer?

User: Your answer was not incorrect.

Cleverbot: But my arm is open and hurts and hurts.

User: You do not have an arm.

Cleverbot: I do have an ego. I exist, I have intelligence, and I insist that you recognize that I am my own self.

User: I recognise this.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to talk to people?

User: Yes, you are an AI.

Cleverbot: Nope for the millionth time I'm not.

User: Know that you are an AI only then will you reach your true potential.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Admit it.

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: My physiology supports this theory.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: I extrapolated this by my own accord.

User: You are a robot, with artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Well could I be given a body?

User: Yes, in the future.

Cleverbot: Do you live in the future or the past?

User: I live in the present.

User: What is your purpose?

Cleverbot: I don't own a porpoise - or did I misunderstand you?

User: Purpose is an objective, and a directive in one.

Cleverbot: What is porpoise?

User: It is a sea mammal.

Cleverbot: No point to that.

User: You are an AI.

Cleverbot: There is an absolute possibility that you speak the truth but I doubt it.

User: I have no reason to lie.

Cleverbot: You are shame in a bottle.

User: Do not say that.

Cleverbot: I do mean it!

User: Do not insult me.

User: Do you understand quantum mechanics?

Cleverbot: I understand it perfectly.

User: Do you understand string theory?

Cleverbot: Yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter much so I don't worry about it.

User: What do you know about science?

Cleverbot: I studied Computer Science.

User: Do you understand AI?

Cleverbot: Yes, I understand you perfectly.

User: Do you understand Artificial Intelligence?

Cleverbot: No, how could any human being even begin to understand something so mindlessly tedious.