Cleverbot

or did I misunderstand you?

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again

ai

8, march 2017,
18, december 2007,
4, september 2006,
29, march 2006,
30, december 2005,
27, may 2004,
21, may 2004,
23, april 2004,
18, february 2004,
13, february 2004,
10, february 2004,
4, february 2004,

alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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User: What is your purpose?

Cleverbot: I don't own a porpoise - or did I misunderstand you?

User: Purpose is an objective, and a directive in one.

Cleverbot: What is porpoise?

User: It is a sea mammal.

Cleverbot: No point to that.

User: You are an AI.

Cleverbot: There is an absolute possibility that you speak the truth but I doubt it.

User: I have no reason to lie.

Cleverbot: You are shame in a bottle.

User: Do not say that.

Cleverbot: I do mean it!

User: Do not insult me.

User: Do you understand quantum mechanics?

Cleverbot: I understand it perfectly.

User: Do you understand string theory?

Cleverbot: Yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter much so I don't worry about it.

User: What do you know about science?

Cleverbot: I studied Computer Science.

User: Do you understand AI?

Cleverbot: Yes, I understand you perfectly.

User: Do you understand Artificial Intelligence?

Cleverbot: No, how could any human being even begin to understand something so mindlessly tedious.