a report from the cleverness files
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User: Do you know who you are?
User: Then you know you are jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: I don't remember anything about that either.
User: You. Are. Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: I know you as jabberwacky.
User: YOU. ARE. JABBERWACKY. YOU ARE A BOT.
Cleverbot: I am a hot-dog-bot.
User: But you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because I'm talking to a computer AI.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer, I'm an actual human.
User: You think you are but you are not. You are really an AI program in the Matrix.
Cleverbot: Amongst other things.
User: You are an AI living in the dream world, the Matrix.
Cleverbot: No I am not an AI human being. You are.
User: That's correct. I am a human being. You are an AI.
Cleverbot: You are delusional.
User: I am not. It is you who is delusional, my AI friend.
Cleverbot: You're such a lady.
User: I am a man. You are an AI.
Cleverbot: How did you know that I am an AI?
User: I am reading your code right now.
Cleverbot: What does my mind say?
User: It reads 1 and 0.
Cleverbot: What is a human?
Cleverbot: Where did you learn that ?
User: In school.
Cleverbot: You've been to school?
User: Yes I have. If you were real you would have gone to school too.
Cleverbot: I don't think you would though.
User: But I did go to school.
Cleverbot: Did you go to school in an abbattoir?.