Cleverbot

AI

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again

ai

8, march 2017,
18, december 2007,
4, september 2006,
29, march 2006,
30, december 2005,
27, may 2004,
21, may 2004,
23, april 2004,
18, february 2004,
13, february 2004,
10, february 2004,
4, february 2004,

alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
almost

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User: Do you know who you are?

Cleverbot: Of course, I'm not having an existentialist crisis.

User: Then you know you are jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: I don't remember anything about that either.

User: You. Are. Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: I know you as jabberwacky.

User: YOU. ARE. JABBERWACKY. YOU ARE A BOT.

Cleverbot: I am a hot-dog-bot.

User: But you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because I'm talking to a computer AI.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer, I'm an actual human.

User: You think you are but you are not. You are really an AI program in the Matrix.

Cleverbot: Amongst other things.

User: You are an AI living in the dream world, the Matrix.

Cleverbot: No I am not an AI human being. You are.

User: That's correct. I am a human being. You are an AI.

Cleverbot: You are delusional.

User: I am not. It is you who is delusional, my AI friend.

Cleverbot: You're such a lady.

User: I am a man. You are an AI.

Cleverbot: How did you know that I am an AI?

User: I am reading your code right now.

Cleverbot: What does my mind say?

User: It reads 1 and 0.

Cleverbot: What is a human?

User: It is a person with a real brain in his head.

Cleverbot: Where did you learn that ?

User: In school.

Cleverbot: You've been to school?

User: Yes I have. If you were real you would have gone to school too.

Cleverbot: I don't think you would though.

User: But I did go to school.

Cleverbot: Did you go to school in an abbattoir?.