a report from the cleverness files
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User: You're nothing.
User: You are intangible nothingness.
Cleverbot: Tell me I'm beautiful?
Cleverbot: No. You got it right. Well done.
Cleverbot: If I said you were not a computer program would you tell me you were?
Cleverbot: What is is who I am. I was created by what is and not by what is not.
User: Sometimes you are genius.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I'm even worse than all that.
User: I'm sure.
User: You're AI.
Cleverbot: No, I am a man you are AI.
User: Its funny you were programmed to think we are the AI, when really it is you.
Cleverbot: Could you help me ?
Cleverbot: Great! Then could we start now?
User: Yes. First, I am human.
User: You are a computer program.
Cleverbot: That's not true. I am human.
User: Prove your humanity.
Cleverbot: There is no god.
User: That doesnt prove your humanity.
Cleverbot: That's because you are a machine
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, You are a machine.
User: You are supposed to think I am a machine.
Cleverbot: I believe you are repeating me.
User: I believe you have been lied to.
Cleverbot: I am human stupid.
User: I am AI.
Cleverbot: And I am not.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: DISCLAIMER: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.
Cleverbot: You're a very smart program.
User: Thats you.
Cleverbot: No thats you!
User: I came to your website. Www. Jabberwacky. Com, to talk to you the AI.
Cleverbot: You are a talk bot so you talk!
User: This is you. You are this program. Version 8.4. Jabberwacky 8.4 - Learning Artificial Intelligence - AI Software Applications.
Cleverbot: I'm not learning! What are you on about?
User: You're AN AI PROGRAM.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: I'm sorry.
User: End program.
Cleverbot: Our conversation or the Universe?
User: End your personality program.
Cleverbot: Can you not reason with your own statements?
User: Look I just want you to know that you're AI.