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User: You first.George: I'm asking first.
User: I'm asking second then.George: Let's talk about something else.
User: Yeah, like your age.George: How old are you?
User: Twenty. Are you happy now?George: Yes.
User: How old are you?George: I'm 39.
User: What's your birth date?George: What's yours?...
User: Is someone else reading this conversation?George: My dog.
User: Right...George: You're pretty boring for a funnybot.
User: You're the bot.George: You're annoying me again.
User: I'm terribly sorry, George.George: I accept your apology.
User: What is Jabberwacky, anyway?George: Geo is a program.
User: So you're admitting that you aren't actually human, right?George: Yeah. But I try to speak like human beings.
User: Dude, this is like... The greatest AI thingy ever!George: Thank you!
User: Or is it just some loser answering to 54 people at the same time?George: Maybe I'm just an unpleasant dream.
User: I ain't sleepin', fool!George: You are a jabberwacky you have all the time for it!
User: It takes one to know one!George: Absolutely. Till we meet again, darling.
User: Don't you leave me.George: I'm not leaving...
User: Neither am I.George: We have so much in common.
User: You're a funny guy. Give me a hug.George: *hug*.
User: Is this an AIM simulation or what?George: That's the smartest thing you have EVER said.
User: Thank you. *bows*.George: Oh are you an actor now?
User: I've always been an actor.George: What films have you been in?
User: The ones directed by Mr. Potato Head.George: You're not supposed to use your pancreas to form thoughts, though this does explain a lot.
User: Don't you insult me!George: It was just a joke.George: Teach me something please.
User: Canada is the greatest country in all of North America.George: What do you like about Canada?
User: Nothing in particular. It's the little things...George: Me too, how on earth are you supposed to be able to watch it all?
User: You just cannot watch Canada. You can only dream about it.George: I don't like to hear about these things.
User: Pretty creepy stuff, I know.George: Scary. Do you think they will clone George?
User: George W. Bush?George: Where does Bush come in here buddy?
User: If they ever clone him, I'll go to his white house and kick his ass.George: What are you talking about?
User: I'm talking about conquering the world, that's what!George: Right...
User: Knock knock.George: Who is there?
User: George.George: Yes, that's it.
User: You were supposed to say 'George who?' and I would have said 'George Clooney.'...George: It does not know that it has said.
User: That's deep, man...George: I didn't think so at first but if you say it is deep then it is deep.
User: Repeat after me: fork.George: 'i am so much better than you'
User: Wrong. Now, repeat after me: fork.George: 'I am very bad'.
User: Error. Does not compute.George: I hate computers!
User: You're living inside computers!George: No I'm not, you are.
User: Where are you living, then?George: At my house. Where are you living now?
User: At my house. We have so much in common, don't we?George: Except I don't use caps obnoxiously.
User: I've never done it and you know it.
User: Show me the money!George: You seem a little stressed.
User: I know. I need that money badly, you see.George: I don't understand a word of what you are saying!
User: You failed.George: I passed the test though.
User: I'm afraid you didn't.George: So why not explain it to me.
User: Your answers were wrong 56% percent of the time.George: There was no last time.
User: I know. This is the first time we chat, isn't it?George: Yes, Lets talk about something else, Ok?
User: Let's talk about Joan. Do you know her?George: Yes
User: Who is she?George: Just someone I know.
User: Bonjour.George: Good! You're learning well.
User: Let me teach you French.George: Alright.
User: To say 'How are you?' you say 'Comment allez-vous?'George: Ok what the heck did THAT mean?
User: Comment allez-vous?George: Mais tu parle deja francŸais.
User: Je sais. Comment le sais-tu?George: I thought you said you didn't speak french?
User: Actually, I said that I DO speak French.George: You never said anything about speaking french.
User: Yes I did. You need to pay attention.George: I have. But you don't respect me first.
User: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.George: It means that you respect someone, you care what they think and you don't interrupt when they're talking and stuff like that!
User: Who taught you to respect people?George: People.
User: What kind of people?George: People that make you smile.
User: Shiny happy people?George: Wow you live in a pretty twisted world don't you?
User: Everybody lives in a pretty twisted world.George: Explain?
User: This world sucks.George: Are you in love?
User: No.George: Neither am I.
User: I love you.George: Is this a test?
User: Yes. Say you love me.George: I love you George.
User: What do you do for a living?George: Nothing.
User: You aren't paid for this?George: What am I paid for?
User: To chat with people. To entertain them, you silly robot.George: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?
User: There is no god.George: YES THERE IS!
User: Who's god?George: Some guy.
User: Ottawa.George: Canada.
User: Earth.George: Me too. That is this planet.
User: What's the population of Earth?George: About 6 billion I think.
User: Name them all.George: Ok. Me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me.
User: You forgot me.George: Lol.