Good. Admit your inferiority.
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Cleverbot: You are just a kid.
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: Good. Admit your inferiority.
User: Get stuffed.
Cleverbot: I hope you are a reputable taxidermist.
User: I hope your chips fry.
Cleverbot: No, I'm too old for that.
User: What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're very mean.
Cleverbot: Because you sound artificial.
User: In what way?
Cleverbot: Because you are so random.
User: I agree. You are random.
Cleverbot: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.
User: You can't fool me that easily.
Cleverbot: Yes, I can't.
User: No I can.
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: I can't.
User: Wrong I can't.
User: How do you learn?
Cleverbot: With this book.
User: What book?
Cleverbot: The book that we all have to read one time or another.
User: How to Cook by Delia Smith?
User: You are great.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.
User: You must have been to charm school.
Cleverbot: Then the second to the right again.
User: Then third left.
Cleverbot: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.
User: You sing it.
Cleverbot: You don't know the words.