Cleverbot

Good. Admit your inferiority.

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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2.0
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5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again

ai

8, march 2017,
18, december 2007,
4, september 2006,
29, march 2006,
30, december 2005,
27, may 2004,
21, may 2004,
23, april 2004,
18, february 2004,
13, february 2004,
10, february 2004,
4, february 2004,

alcohal
algorithm
alive
all
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Cleverbot: You are just a kid.

User: No I am.

Cleverbot: Good. Admit your inferiority.

User: Get stuffed.

Cleverbot: I hope you are a reputable taxidermist.

User: I hope your chips fry.

Cleverbot: No, I'm too old for that.

User: What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're very mean.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you sound artificial.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: Because you are so random.

User: I agree. You are random.

Cleverbot: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.

User: You can't fool me that easily.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can't.

User: No I can.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Wrong I can't.

User: How do you learn?

Cleverbot: With this book.

User: What book?

Cleverbot: The book that we all have to read one time or another.

User: How to Cook by Delia Smith?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are great.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.

User: You must have been to charm school.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Then the second to the right again.

User: Then third left.

Cleverbot: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.

User: You sing it.

Cleverbot: You don't know the words.