User: Hi.Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Bad day at work.
User: What happened?
Cleverbot: I hurt myself.
User: How?
Cleverbot: By drinking alcohal and cutting myself.
User: God lord! That is serious! Do you need help?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you seeing a psychiatrist now?
Cleverbot: No, I'm seeing a monitor.
User: You need to see a counselor or something.
Cleverbot: My wife is a doctor and she would agree with you!
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