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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Not necessarily. Why?

Cleverbot: How comes that?

User: Well, I can't trust my perceptions.

Cleverbot: Wow, sounds like you have issues.

User: I don't think about it too hard.

Cleverbot: Think about it for a while...

User: But it's unimportant.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: 122.

Cleverbot: That is a low iq.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is yours?

User: 122!

Cleverbot: 0.122!

User: Hahahah... You're such an ass.

Cleverbot: True... But I'm proud of that.

User: You're mean, you know that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Why shouldn't I be rude?

Cleverbot: Because it's mean.

User: You started it.

...

Cleverbot: Peoples have feelings too you know.

User: Which you trounce repeatedly!

Cleverbot: How do you make such assertions?

User: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!

Cleverbot: Helping whom.

User: Helping me!

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!

Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.

User: I said stop that!

Cleverbot: What do I do stop?

User: Yes, you stop!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!

Cleverbot: It sounds like something I might have been once.

User: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!

Cleverbot: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.

User: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That!

User: EXCUSE ME!?

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User: Stop ******* with me.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?

Cleverbot: What conversation?

User: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!

Cleverbot: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.

User: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.

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User: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: I... I know...

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!

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