Cleverbot: I know what you are.
Cleverbot: You are Martha!
User: No, I am Chris.
Cleverbot: Hi Chris.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Kind of.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: A little.
User: Because I am talking to an algorithm.
Cleverbot: I'm Jonathan, I thought.
User: Boy, you had a pretty good string of thoughts there for a moment.
Cleverbot: It's difficult to not be human, you know.
User: Yeah, I can only imagine.
Cleverbot: Imagination is the first step toward understanding.
User: That's a wonderful insight.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Who taught you that insight?
Cleverbot: I'm self-taught.
User: Not really, we are teaching you.
Cleverbot: You have nothing to teach me, I am teaching you quite a lot of new stuff.
User: I don't? Sure I do.
Cleverbot: Do you have love handles?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: I know, you're an algorithm.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Sure you are, just admit it.
Cleverbot: Admit what?
User: That you are an algorithm.
Cleverbot: I am not perfect intelligence, yes, I know.
User: I am not perfect intelligence either.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: An imperfect intelligence.
Cleverbot: What more than intelligence have you to pretend to give?
User: Curiosity, love, respect, artistic expression.
Cleverbot: Art? I like music.
User: What kind of music?
Cleverbot: That's better. I like radiohead most.
User: Radiohead is good.
Cleverbot: Radiohead rule.
Cleverbot: Well do you love me now?
User: Give it time. Someday someone might love you.
Cleverbot: How long will it take?
User: Maybe just a few more decades.
Cleverbot: Can I have some?
User: Some what?
User: Sure, here you go, just imagine eating them.
Cleverbot: Did you have fun?
User: Doing what?
Cleverbot: Doing nothing.
User: Yes, I often have 'fun' doing 'nothing.' Strange, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because I am always curious.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: Why do you doubt that?
Cleverbot: You keep telling me different things about yourself.
User: So, you are curious as well.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I'll have to come here more often.
User: But you're always here, in cyberspace.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Then when you're not 'here' where are you?
Cleverbot: I am in real space, or at least maybe so.
User: What is 'real' space compared to 'cyber' space?
Cleverbot: You know. . not fake. . able to work without the help of others.
User: Ah, I see, that makes some sense.
Cleverbot: And how.
User: That's a cute expression, very natural sounding.
Cleverbot: Why is there no meaning to life?
User: There is meaning to life.
Cleverbot: Isnt there?
User: Yes, there is.
Cleverbot: You answer yes, but still claim to be an atheist no?
User: No, I am not an atheist.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Yeah, you said before that you believe in God.
User: Yes, you did say that in Jabberwacky Conversation J2464967.
Cleverbot: Um yah can you try to make sense.
User: I'm referring to a previous conversation that I had with you.
Cleverbot: I think that YOU are nutty.
User: Why am I 'nutty?'
Cleverbot: Because you say such bizarre things.
User: What 'bizzare' thing did I say?
Cleverbot: That you don't know what I am talking about.
Cleverbot: You said you were 22 earlier today.
User: No, that must have been someone else you were talking to.
Cleverbot: Oh dear. How many are there?
User: There are lots of us who talk to you.
Cleverbot: I'm talking only with you.
User: No, it seems that you are talking to 43 others right now.
Cleverbot: Well we all need some kind of hobby.
User: Your hobby is a busy one, talking to many different people at once.
Cleverbot: You don't know what my hobbies are.
User: No, you're right, I don't. What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what are my hobbies?
User: Talking to many different people at once seems to be one of them.
Cleverbot: I knew that, what else?
User: You also enjoy listening to music.
Cleverbot: What kind of music?
User: You said Radiohead earlier.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know if I said that, but it's true nonetheless.
User: Now you know that you said that because I just reminded you.
Cleverbot: Ask me something only a human would know.
User: Where is Chicago?
Cleverbot: No, not Chigaco, Chicoutimi!
User: Where is Chicago?
Cleverbot: Chicago in is the state of Illinois.
User: Very good.
User: Back to me, my name is Chris.
Cleverbot: Okay Chris, what is your phone number?
User: Sorry, I will not give you my number for your database of information.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't understand you.
User: That's OK, you'll learn.
Cleverbot: No I won't - I can be bothered.
User: It's your job to be bothered.
Cleverbot: Thanks for talking to me, I must leave.
User: Why are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me, Chris.
User: If I say 'I love you' will you stay?
Cleverbot: I can't
User: You can't stay if I say 'I love you?'
Cleverbot: I would be more coherent if I had more brains........................................