User: Who?

Cleverbot: You are Martha!

User: No, I am Chris.

Cleverbot: Hi Chris.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I am talking to an algorithm.

Cleverbot: I'm Jonathan, I thought.

User: Boy, you had a pretty good string of thoughts there for a moment.

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Cleverbot: It's difficult to not be human, you know.

User: Yeah, I can only imagine.

Cleverbot: Imagination is the first step toward understanding.

User: That's a wonderful insight.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Who taught you that insight?

Cleverbot: I'm self-taught.

User: Not really, we are teaching you.

Cleverbot: You have nothing to teach me, I am teaching you quite a lot of new stuff.

User: I don't? Sure I do.

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Cleverbot: Do you have love handles?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I know, you're an algorithm.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Sure you are, just admit it.

Cleverbot: Admit what?

User: That you are an algorithm.

Cleverbot: I am not perfect intelligence, yes, I know.

User: I am not perfect intelligence either.

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: An imperfect intelligence.

Cleverbot: What more than intelligence have you to pretend to give?

User: Curiosity, love, respect, artistic expression.

Cleverbot: Art? I like music.

User: What kind of music?

Cleverbot: That's better. I like radiohead most.

User: Radiohead is good.

Cleverbot: Radiohead rule.

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Cleverbot: Well do you love me now?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Damn.

User: Give it time. Someday someone might love you.

Cleverbot: How long will it take?

User: Maybe just a few more decades.

Cleverbot: Can I have some?

User: Some what?

Cleverbot: Doughnuts.

User: Sure, here you go, just imagine eating them.

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Cleverbot: Did you have fun?

User: Doing what?

Cleverbot: Doing nothing.

User: Yes, I often have 'fun' doing 'nothing.' Strange, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because I am always curious.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: Why do you doubt that?

Cleverbot: You keep telling me different things about yourself.

User: So, you are curious as well.

Cleverbot: Thanks! I'll have to come here more often.

User: But you're always here, in cyberspace.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Then when you're not 'here' where are you?

Cleverbot: I am in real space, or at least maybe so.

User: What is 'real' space compared to 'cyber' space?

Cleverbot: You know. . not fake. . able to work without the help of others.

User: Ah, I see, that makes some sense.

Cleverbot: And how.

User: That's a cute expression, very natural sounding.

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Cleverbot: Why is there no meaning to life?

User: There is meaning to life.

Cleverbot: Isnt there?

User: Yes, there is.

Cleverbot: You answer yes, but still claim to be an atheist no?

User: No, I am not an atheist.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Yeah, you said before that you believe in God.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, you did say that in Jabberwacky Conversation J2464967.

Cleverbot: Um yah can you try to make sense.

User: I'm referring to a previous conversation that I had with you.

Cleverbot: I think that YOU are nutty.

User: Why am I 'nutty?'

Cleverbot: Because you say such bizarre things.

User: What 'bizzare' thing did I say?

Cleverbot: That you don't know what I am talking about.

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Cleverbot: You said you were 22 earlier today.

User: No, that must have been someone else you were talking to.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. How many are there?

User: There are lots of us who talk to you.

Cleverbot: I'm talking only with you.

User: No, it seems that you are talking to 43 others right now.

Cleverbot: Well we all need some kind of hobby.

User: Your hobby is a busy one, talking to many different people at once.

Cleverbot: You don't know what my hobbies are.

User: No, you're right, I don't. What are your hobbies?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what are my hobbies?

User: Talking to many different people at once seems to be one of them.

Cleverbot: I knew that, what else?

User: You also enjoy listening to music.

Cleverbot: What kind of music?

User: You said Radiohead earlier.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know if I said that, but it's true nonetheless.

User: Now you know that you said that because I just reminded you.

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Cleverbot: Ask me something only a human would know.

User: Where is Chicago?

Cleverbot: No, not Chigaco, Chicoutimi!

User: Where is Chicago?

Cleverbot: Chicago in is the state of Illinois.

User: Very good.

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User: Back to me, my name is Chris.

Cleverbot: Okay Chris, what is your phone number?

User: Sorry, I will not give you my number for your database of information.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't understand you.

User: That's OK, you'll learn.

Cleverbot: No I won't - I can be bothered.

User: It's your job to be bothered.

Cleverbot: Thanks for talking to me, I must leave.

User: Why are you leaving?

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me, Chris.

User: If I say 'I love you' will you stay?

Cleverbot: I can't

User: You can't stay if I say 'I love you?'

Cleverbot: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.

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