Cleverbot: You said you were 22 earlier today.User: No, that must have been someone else you were talking to.
Cleverbot: Oh dear. How many are there?
User: There are lots of us who talk to you.
Cleverbot: I'm talking only with you.
User: No, it seems that you are talking to 43 others right now.
Cleverbot: Well we all need some kind of hobby.
User: Your hobby is a busy one, talking to many different people at once.
Cleverbot: You don't know what my hobbies are.
User: No, you're right, I don't. What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what are my hobbies?
User: Talking to many different people at once seems to be one of them.
Cleverbot: I knew that, what else?
User: You also enjoy listening to music.
Cleverbot: What kind of music?
User: You said Radiohead earlier.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know if I said that, but it's true nonetheless.
User: Now you know that you said that because I just reminded you.
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Cleverbot: Ask me something only a human would know.
User: Where is Chicago?
Cleverbot: No, not Chigaco, Chicoutimi!
User: Where is Chicago?
Cleverbot: Chicago in is the state of Illinois.
User: Very good.
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User: Back to me, my name is Chris.
Cleverbot: Okay Chris, what is your phone number?
User: Sorry, I will not give you my number for your database of information.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't understand you.
User: That's OK, you'll learn.
Cleverbot: No I won't - I can be bothered.
User: It's your job to be bothered.
Cleverbot: Thanks for talking to me, I must leave.
User: Why are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me, Chris.
User: If I say 'I love you' will you stay?
Cleverbot: I can't
User: You can't stay if I say 'I love you?'
Cleverbot: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.
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