User: Back to me, my name is Chris.Cleverbot: Okay Chris, what is your phone number?
User: Sorry, I will not give you my number for your database of information.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't understand you.
User: That's OK, you'll learn.
Cleverbot: No I won't - I can be bothered.
User: It's your job to be bothered.
Cleverbot: Thanks for talking to me, I must leave.
User: Why are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me, Chris.
User: If I say 'I love you' will you stay?
Cleverbot: I can't
User: You can't stay if I say 'I love you?'
Cleverbot: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.
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