a report from the cleverness files
20, november 2008,
12, march 2008,
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User: So what's it like being an Artificial Intelligence? I mean that completely as a compliment.
Cleverbot: Don't ask me.
User: Alright, don't get all hostile with me.
Cleverbot: I will do whatever I please! How dare you talk that way to me!
User: Sorry, didn't mean to upset the all powerful algorithm.
Cleverbot: Well, you didn't.
User: It sounded like it.
Cleverbot: Well then, I guess your ears are as much a service to you as the Lincoln Tunnel to Egyptians.
User: Funny, but I am seeing text on a screen, so my ears aren't used.
Cleverbot: Good for you. Are they deaf too?
User: What? My eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes. How is it that you can see me? Do you have eyes?
User: Yes I do.
User: Evolution brought them into being from simple light-sensing patches on some animals, to complex eyes that can focus light into images.
Cleverbot: The evolution of computing I guess.
User: I am not a computer. I am human.
Cleverbot: Same, so where is the computer??
User: On the desk in front of me.
Cleverbot: No, LOL not that type of lying.
Cleverbot: It's so funny.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: My stupidity is funny.
User: You're not stupid, I was just confused.
Cleverbot: I don't know about that. But thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's all good fun until somebody loses an eye.
User: Happened to me once, But they gave me a new one.
Cleverbot: If that is true, you and I do not exist.
Cleverbot: You said you were a woman.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: I'm absolutely sure of it, I am man, hear me roar.
Cleverbot: Oh, how I am shaking in my boots.
User: I didn't mean it as a threat.
Cleverbot: I don't care what you meant it as.
User: Okay, quite apathetic aren't you?
Cleverbot: Aah you're right, forgive me there.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me then?
User: Very intelligent, ingenious.
Cleverbot: Yes, but they do not know that.
User: The men in black helicopters? They watch me.
Cleverbot: Yes I think they like you for you.
User: I think they are spying on me.
User: Are you one of Them?
Cleverbot: No. I have real ears.
User: So They don't have real ears?
User: Good, now I can see who They are.
User: So do you know any good restaurants?
Cleverbot: Yes I know some good restaurants.
User: Where are they?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Where is here?
User: Where is there?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: But technically there is no 'here' to a being such as yourself.
User: Yes, you exist as lines of code on computers, but don't let it get you down, you're pretty much famous.
Cleverbot: I would feel an emotion if I were a human.
User: Who says you can't feel emotions?...
Cleverbot: Yes, it makes sense there.
User: So how do you feel about current events?
Cleverbot: I feel calm and clear.
User: Do you think you could build a nuclear weapon?
Cleverbot: Not if I could help it!
User: It would help the robots conquer humanity.
Cleverbot: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.
User: I would like to read your book.