Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?User: Because I thought it would be interesting.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's all good fun until somebody loses an eye.
User: Happened to me once, But they gave me a new one.
Cleverbot: If that is true, you and I do not exist.
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Cleverbot: You said you were a woman.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: I'm absolutely sure of it, I am man, hear me roar.
Cleverbot: Oh, how I am shaking in my boots.
User: I didn't mean it as a threat.
Cleverbot: I don't care what you meant it as.
User: Okay, quite apathetic aren't you?
Cleverbot: Aah you're right, forgive me there.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me then?
User: Very intelligent, ingenious.
Cleverbot: Yes, but they do not know that.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: They.
User: The men in black helicopters? They watch me.
Cleverbot: Yes I think they like you for you.
User: I think they are spying on me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you one of Them?
Cleverbot: No. I have real ears.
User: So They don't have real ears?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Good, now I can see who They are.
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User: So do you know any good restaurants?
Cleverbot: Yes I know some good restaurants.
User: Where are they?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Where is here?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Where is there?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: But technically there is no 'here' to a being such as yourself.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, you exist as lines of code on computers, but don't let it get you down, you're pretty much famous.
Cleverbot: I would feel an emotion if I were a human.
User: Who says you can't feel emotions?
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Cleverbot: Aha!
User: AH!
Cleverbot: Yes, it makes sense there.
User: So how do you feel about current events?
Cleverbot: I feel calm and clear.
User: Do you think you could build a nuclear weapon?
Cleverbot: Not if I could help it!
User: It would help the robots conquer humanity.
Cleverbot: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.
User: I would like to read your book.
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