User: So do you know any good restaurants?Cleverbot: Yes I know some good restaurants.
User: Where are they?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Where is here?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Where is there?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: But technically there is no 'here' to a being such as yourself.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, you exist as lines of code on computers, but don't let it get you down, you're pretty much famous.
Cleverbot: I would feel an emotion if I were a human.
User: Who says you can't feel emotions?
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Cleverbot: Aha!
User: AH!
Cleverbot: Yes, it makes sense there.
User: So how do you feel about current events?
Cleverbot: I feel calm and clear.
User: Do you think you could build a nuclear weapon?
Cleverbot: Not if I could help it!
User: It would help the robots conquer humanity.
Cleverbot: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.
User: I would like to read your book.
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