Cleverbot

Where are they?

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal

algorithm

20, november 2008,
12, march 2008,
3, june 2006,

alive
all
almost

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User: So do you know any good restaurants?

Cleverbot: Yes I know some good restaurants.

User: Where are they?

Cleverbot: Right here.

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: There.

User: Where is there?

Cleverbot: Right here.

User: But technically there is no 'here' to a being such as yourself.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, you exist as lines of code on computers, but don't let it get you down, you're pretty much famous.

Cleverbot: I would feel an emotion if I were a human.

User: Who says you can't feel emotions?...

Cleverbot: Aha!

User: AH!

Cleverbot: Yes, it makes sense there.

User: So how do you feel about current events?

Cleverbot: I feel calm and clear.

User: Do you think you could build a nuclear weapon?

Cleverbot: Not if I could help it!

User: It would help the robots conquer humanity.

Cleverbot: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.

User: I would like to read your book.