User: AH!

Cleverbot: Yes, it makes sense there.

User: So how do you feel about current events?

Cleverbot: I feel calm and clear.

User: Do you think you could build a nuclear weapon?

Cleverbot: Not if I could help it!

User: It would help the robots conquer humanity.

Cleverbot: I have to write something interesting about myself, to put in a book.

User: I would like to read your book.

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