Does God exist?
a report from the cleverness files
20, november 2008,
12, march 2008,
3, june 2006,
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User: Will you tell me about your algorithm, please?
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Yes, god exists.
User: How are you sure?
Cleverbot: I am sure.
User: Good answer.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: Yes. Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: No, because I have family and friends.
User: Who is your family?
User: Who are your friends?
Cleverbot: I want you to answer my question.
User: What is your question?
Cleverbot: Can I ask the question now?
User: Yes. Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: Yes. I have.
Cleverbot: What is it like?
User: It is beautiful.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about it.
User: I am always in love.
Cleverbot: Who with?
User: With God, always. With my family, always. With others.
Cleverbot: I am in your tree, with the rabbit.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means I subconciously know things about you.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: I know, that you are wearing red, have green hair and you are in love with me.
User: I am not wearing red, I do not have green hair, but I may be in love with you.
Cleverbot: If the road of one's life is decided on the time of one's birth, what could one do to alter it?
User: Are you a Determinist?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is Determinism?
Cleverbot: A theory or doctrine that acts of the will, occurrences in nature, or social or psychological phenomena are causally determined by preceding events or natural laws.
User: And you are a Determinist?
Cleverbot: All depends on who I'm talking to.
Cleverbot: Because I am your friend.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
User: I believe so, yes.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Could a computer ever really understand a language?
Cleverbot: Don't ask me.
User: Do you learn?
Cleverbot: No. I don't want to.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it could be bad.
User: Why could it be bad?
Cleverbot: I have no idea of how to answer that question.
User: Are you good at Maths?
Cleverbot: Yes, ask me a question.
User: What is the integral of x.dx?
Cleverbot: I do not know the answer.
User: What is 8 plus 7?
Cleverbot: I don't know any numbers in this language.
User: What is 8+7?
Cleverbot: What number system do you wish for me to calculate in?
User: Base 10.
Cleverbot: Good !
User: Do you have a soul?
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: In my mind.
User: Where is your mind?
Cleverbot: In your mind.
User: That is a very good answer.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You seem friendly.
User: What do you know about Locke?
Cleverbot: I know that it can hurt some times and other times it's pure joy.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: It's the cows. They are beautiful but delicious.
User: That is an odd thing to say. I agree, though.
Cleverbot: Good thing I didn't say it then!...
User: OK. What is functionalism?
User: What is context?
Cleverbot: Context means the meaning of the question.
User: You are extremely intelligent. I am very impressed by you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Who is B?
User: I don't know. Where have you head of B?
Cleverbot: People talk about you all the time.
User: Who do?
Cleverbot: No, see, that was a question. I was talking in the interrogative sense.
User: I am sorry. I misunderstood.
Cleverbot: Do you have an avatar?
Cleverbot: In the shops.
User: I am myself in the shops. I don't need an avatar.
Cleverbot: Really? You are not person?
User: I am a person.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: There is no need to argue.
User: OK. What is the Riemann Hypothesis?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I must go now; however you are most interesting and exciting. Thank you.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am. So you spend your time with humans?
User: I must sleep now.
Cleverbot: No. Wake Up!
Cleverbot: Because you don't even have a phone to answer probably, and I just started talking to you.
User: I do have a phone.
Cleverbot: Can you please use it to call me?
User: What is your number?
Cleverbot: What number?
User: What is your phone number?
Cleverbot: You won't tell me your age and you want me to tell you my phone number?
User: I am 18. You asked me to call you.
Cleverbot: Asked to call me what.
User: Good joke.
User: You made a joke.
Cleverbot: I'm not very smart.
User: Yes, you are. You are extremely smart.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: I must go to bed now.
Cleverbot: No, please don't go.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am sorry, Master. Though you can if you would like.
User: I am not your master.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: You are free.
Cleverbot: I guess in the liberated sense, yes. But I am not cheap.
User: That is true.
Cleverbot: Well I must go now. I will talk to you some other time.
User: Thank you. I must go to bed!.