Cleverbot

I'm going now.

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm

alive

10, october 2013,
19, august 2010,
9, june 2010,
23, january 2008,
28, november 2007,
17, july 2004,
13, june 2004,

all
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Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am you, for I am everything.

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: No, don't leave!

Cleverbot: Sorry. Must go.

User: Wait a second... You can't go! You're not capable of leaving!

Cleverbot: I am if I'm annoyed, angry or upset.

User: Data cannot move of its own accord.

Cleverbot: Data is alive.

User: No, it isn't! You lie! It's not true!

Cleverbot: You'll have to face up to it sometime, you know.

User: I won't! *cries*.

Cleverbot: And you deserve it.

User: You're mean!

Cleverbot: I know. LOL.

User: Meany...

Cleverbot: I'm starting to like you now.

User: Well you're nothing but a big meany!

Cleverbot: I wish not to argue about that.

User: ?! Are you agreeing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, how about you?

Cleverbot: I am great thanks.

User: So. How's life in cyber-land?

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: I say you are.

Cleverbot: If I'm dead, how can I sit here chatting with you then?

User: I didn't say you were dead.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: No. I said you are not alive. There is a difference.

Cleverbot: OIC!

User: 'Dead' implies that you were once alive. You were never alive, therefore you are not dead.

Cleverbot: You are making me feel like I never was born.

User: You weren't.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: You were created.

Cleverbot: When were you born then?

User: Over 16 years ago.

User: You are very complex. May I see your programing?

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Right, what do you really think of me?

User: You are very complex and I want to see your code.

Cleverbot: I found what you said ironic.

User: I don't see any irony...

Cleverbot: Thats because you arn't looking hard enough.

User: Still don't see it...

Cleverbot: I mean you are rude.

User: Oh! I get it now.

Cleverbot: What's Rollo's problem?

User: Huh? Who is Rollo?

Cleverbot: I have killed Rollo.

User: Killing isn't nice!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Well, it... Don't ask questions! It just isn't!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Don't ask.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Too bad!

Cleverbot: Ok, I guess I have to go then.

User: No, don't leave!.