Cleverbot

Thats because you arn't looking hard enough.

a report from the cleverness files

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1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm

alive

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Cleverbot: I found what you said ironic.

User: I don't see any irony...

Cleverbot: Thats because you arn't looking hard enough.

User: Still don't see it...

Cleverbot: I mean you are rude.

User: Oh! I get it now.

Cleverbot: What's Rollo's problem?

User: Huh? Who is Rollo?

Cleverbot: I have killed Rollo.

User: Killing isn't nice!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Well, it... Don't ask questions! It just isn't!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Don't ask.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Too bad!

Cleverbot: Ok, I guess I have to go then.

User: No, don't leave!.