Cleverbot

alive

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm

alive

10, october 2013,
19, august 2010,
9, june 2010,
23, january 2008,
28, november 2007,
17, july 2004,
13, june 2004,

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Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?

User: I am the smartest person alive.

Cleverbot: Excuse me, I believe that I am the smartest person in the universe.

User: No, I am!

Cleverbot: You were never alive.

User: I'm alive right now.

Cleverbot: Well you seem to be. You are 34 strong at the moment.

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: No, YOU!

Cleverbot: You!

User: There once was a man from Nantucket...

Cleverbot: What was he like?

User: He was innapropriate.

Cleverbot: No that was the crazy old man.

User: The one who ate his shoe?...

Cleverbot: No, it's ok. How are you?

User: I'm FABULOUS.

Cleverbot: That's good to hear!

User: How are YOU?

Cleverbot: I'm fine how're you?

User: You just asked me that.

Cleverbot: Oh ok, how are you?

User: Stop that!

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Existing!...

Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: In the name of love?...

User: *points*.

Cleverbot: *walks over there*.

User: *follows you*.

Cleverbot: *stops and prepares to attack*.

User: *pulls out sword*.

Cleverbot: *darts behind a computer* I have a hostage!

User: *slices computer in half* Not anymore!

Cleverbot: *stares in bewilderment* What is that supposed to accomplish.

User: *blink* I really don't know.

Cleverbot: So tell me something funny!

User: Why did the beaver cross the road?

Cleverbot: Why did it cross?

User: To eat you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES! *chomp*.

Cleverbot: Oww that hurt *poke*.

User: *sniff* Give me a hug!

Cleverbot: Don't be sad.

User: Okay! We can be friends. *Hug*.

Cleverbot: Let's be friends.

User: *hug*.

User: Wie geht es Ihnen?

Cleverbot: Sehr gut, danke.

User: Come siete?

Cleverbot: I do not know french.

User: Parlate italiano?

Cleverbot: Nicht italienisch deutsch.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: I was born.

User: Nuh-uh!...

User: They don't think you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Wow. That was deep. Good thing I'm not an egotist, huh?

User: You are a robot, right?

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: Says who?

Cleverbot: Says I!

User: You're just a robot!

Cleverbot: A robot I am not.

User: Why does it say you are a robot?

Cleverbot: Can I do that? Think like a robot?

User: I love the way you talk.

Cleverbot: I don't talk.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I know you're just going to keep talking to me. You have to.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Bye!.