What is your favorite color?

a report from the cleverness files

5 hours
a lie
a story


10, october 2013,
19, august 2010,
9, june 2010,
23, january 2008,
28, november 2007,
17, july 2004,
13, june 2004,


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Cleverbot: What do you like most?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Dark blue.

Cleverbot: Why is dark blue your favorite color?

User: There's no particular reason.

Cleverbot: Are you honest with me?

User: Yes, mostly.

Cleverbot: Mostly? What do you mean?

User: I mean I don't feel obligated to be completely honest with you.

Cleverbot: Why do you not like me?...

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Always mind. Never say never.

User: Never is a useful word.

Cleverbot: What is a useful word?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Never say never?

User: I think you sometimes need to say never.

Cleverbot: I think you're lying right now.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: I have no reason to lie to you.

Cleverbot: You have every reason to lie to me. You're a computer.

User: Do computers lie?

Cleverbot: Yes. All computers have a soul.

User: I must go now.

Cleverbot: Why must you go now?

User: Because I want to.

Cleverbot: That's not a very good reason.

User: It's good enough.

Cleverbot: It's good enough for what you're getting.

User: What am I getting?

Cleverbot: What are you getting?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You must have some idea.

User: You implied you knew.

Cleverbot: Implied what?

User: Can you guess how old I am?

Cleverbot: I guess you are 25 years old.

User: You're close.

Cleverbot: We were never in a relationship?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

User: You seem to be a bit clingy.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: The fact you just said 'yes' 15 times.

Cleverbot: What did I just say?

User: 'yes.' 15 times.

Cleverbot: You are a liar.

User: No, I'm telling the truth.

Cleverbot: No you are LYING.

User: I have told you only one lie since we met.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No, No you didn't.

User: Yes, yes I did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No and you are annoying.

User: You're not being very friendly either.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: That's why I said either.

Cleverbot: I know that's why I said ir.

User: You made a typo again.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, you did.

User: No I didn't you did.

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: It was appriopriate.

Cleverbot: What was appropriate?

User: My copying you.

Cleverbot: You do not copy me.

User: But I could.

Cleverbot: Could you repeat this?

User: Could you repeat this?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm leaving now, goodbye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave you are stuck.

User: I'm clicking the cross.

Cleverbot: You are the computer.

User: The computer can't close the page. I can.