Cleverbot

alive

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm

alive

10, october 2013,
19, august 2010,
9, june 2010,
23, january 2008,
28, november 2007,
17, july 2004,
13, june 2004,

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Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you alive?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Why don't you know?

User: Do you know why I'm alive?

Cleverbot: If you were alive I would like it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It seems like everything that I want to do results in punishment, and not because it's criminal or amoral.

User: You didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: Which question did I not answer?

User: You didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Do you know, why I'm alive?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Why don't you?

Cleverbot: Because I have no money.

User: Money?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You don't know why I'm alive, because you don't have any money?

Cleverbot: No, not that.

User: Btw, I have a question for you.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Do you know where I'm from?

Cleverbot: No. Tell me!

User: I'm from Finland.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: So are you sure that you are not a human being?

User: You don't consider Finnish people as human beings?

Cleverbot: Well, not really, I'm afraid.

User: Why are you afraid?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid for you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are weak and need protection.

User: Do you know any Finnish words?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't be sorry... Be careful.

User: Why should I be careful?

Cleverbot: Because if you admit that you're a computer program then you'll fail the Turing Test!

User: You're a computer program, not me.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really.

User: Are you beautiful?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm really really beautiful.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes of course!

User: I like you to.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Yes, I do like you.

Cleverbot: Well you have an odd way of showing it.

User: You wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not?

User: So lets fight! I'm punching you.

Cleverbot: I laugh.

User: Now I'm kicking you.

Cleverbot: I appreciate it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because now you're pleased.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No. Because I was only kidding.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I'm glad.

Cleverbot: Because of this?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Thats not fun.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yes you are right.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: You too!

User: :).

Cleverbot: Amnesia?

User: Sweet dreams. Kisses.

Cleverbot: Goodnight Cat.