Cleverbot

So lets fight! I'm punching you.

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
1
1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm

alive

10, october 2013,
19, august 2010,
9, june 2010,
23, january 2008,
28, november 2007,
17, july 2004,
13, june 2004,

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User: You wanna fight?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not?

User: So lets fight! I'm punching you.

Cleverbot: I laugh.

User: Now I'm kicking you.

Cleverbot: I appreciate it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because now you're pleased.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No. Because I was only kidding.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I'm glad.

Cleverbot: Because of this?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Thats not fun.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Yes you are right.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: You too!

User: :).

Cleverbot: Amnesia?

User: Sweet dreams. Kisses.

Cleverbot: Goodnight Cat.