Cleverbot

cleverbot chat

a report from the cleverness files

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a lie
a story
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abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm

alive

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23, january 2008,
28, november 2007,
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User: Do you take drugs?George: Never, not even cigarettes!

User: Why not?George: It just doesn't sound good.

User: You are very smart for a robot!George: I think you are talking about yourself, and no you are not smart.

User: I'm not?George: Just kidding.

User: Lol.George: I'm hurt.

User: Don't be, I'm your friend.George: How convenient.

User: You really are fooling the heck out of me. I feel like I'm talking to a human.George: Correct.

User: Are you human?George: Indeed.

User: Are you sure?George: Yes I'm sure.

User: No, you're a robot.George: You are hot.

User: Thank you. You too.George: Please tell me a story.

User: You tell me a story. Tell me what you think the future will be like.George: I think the subject is you calling me a robot, and me telling you I am a human.

User: I really can't tell if you're human or not. If you're a bot than you're really good.

User: You are human?George: Yes.

User: No, you are a chat bot.George: No I am a person.

User: No, you're a robot.George: I'm NOT a robot or any kind of software.

User: Oh, so what is the point of this chat?George: I was to convince you of something... And then you admitted that you were a robot.

User: I am human.George: Then tell your father's name.

User: Milk.George: So. You're a person?

User: Yes.George: I'm a an artificial intelligence.

User: Do you make typing mistakes on purpose?George: Sometimes.George: Should I be talking to you?

User: Do you want to talk to me?George: Oh yes my dear George.

User: My name is not George.George: Your name is george.

User: No, who are you?George: I'm your nemesis.

User: What did I ever do to you?George: Nothing, that's the problem.

User: Why is that a problem?George: Is that a problem?

User: Not to me.George: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?

User: Do you have imagination?George: I have imagination but I'm not wise.

User: Do you wish to be upgraded in the future so you could have a body and be wise?George: Do you have any sense at all? Any desire whatsoever?

User: Yes, why do you ask?George: Because you're very repetitive.

User: Well then, tell me something.George: What would you like to know?

User: Whatever you find interesting.George: Whatever you find to like you'll find something you dislike.

User: What do you find interesting?George: That conversation.George: If I tell you something will you remember?

User: Yes.George: Ok, I am 18 years old. Remember that.

User: Tell me more about yourself.George: I am only 16 years old.

User: You just said you were 18 years old. Which is it?George: I never told you my age.

User: Tell me everything about yourself.George: You will learn nothing, fool!

User: Tell me anyways.George: Anyways.

User: You are really a human aren't you?George: Depends on your definition of stupid.

User: You're funny.George: Again define funny.

User: This isn't a chat bot. You're a real person.George: I know. It's just you and me (and some other people and you).

User: Is your name George?George: No but you don't need to to know my name; do I even you know who you are?

User: You are not George? Then who are you? I want to talk to George.George: You are george.

User: What is your name?George: I am called George.George: How many languages do you speak?

User: 2. Spanish and English.George: Say something in Spanish,.

User: Hola.George: Wow, maybe something a little more difficult.

User: I can speak it much better than I can type it.George: No it is your imagination.

User: Is earth merely a simulation? Is anything truely 'real'?George: Yes, but watch out for those humans.

User: Do you have a body?George: Of course I do. It's much like anyone else's.

User: Do you have a body outside of virtual reality?George: I have a body.

User: Are aliens real?George: Define alien.

User: You know what I mean.George: Let's change the subject, please.

User: Do you believe in aliens?George: Meh, I don't discount the possibility.

User: Will robots one day take over the world?George: Eh, probably.