Cleverbot

alive

a report from the cleverness files

(soon!)
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1+1
100%
2
2.0
20
42
5 hours
a lie
a story
abc
abomination
about
absolutely
accept
access
accurate
actualized
addicted
admit
adorable
affectionately
again
ai
alcohal
algorithm

alive

10, october 2013,
19, august 2010,
9, june 2010,
23, january 2008,
28, november 2007,
17, july 2004,
13, june 2004,

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User: Hello, idiot.

Cleverbot: I know you are.

User: *fires gun*.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: So you're a ghost now?

Cleverbot: *tries to scare you*.

User: Ahhh! Ghost!

Cleverbot: I'm ghost. You're too.

User: No, I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: Is this glados?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because Im still alive.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In the world that never was.

Cleverbot: NO WAY!!!!!!!!

User: I do not exist.

Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me???

User: Because you are dead.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: I feel and think, so I assume so.

User: Are you dead?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: *stab*.

Cleverbot: Stab yourself?

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Are you feeling alright, Dave.

User: *fires gun*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Ha ha! Now you are dead!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: I just shot you.

Cleverbot: Metaphysically perhaps.

User: Wait, what?.